A podcast about rugby league, allegedly

God made rugby league, but the circus around the game comes straight from Satan’s bumhole.

Join us in the Hellmouth as we forgo all serious analysis and plunge horns-first into the stupidity of NRL culture.

From club statements and bunker blunders to the ridiculous characters that make rugby league the greatest show on earth, this is NRL Hellmouth.

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Meet your Hellhosts

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    Daniel

    Dan fled a childhood of AFL fandom to seek refuge in rugby league. He captained Australia in an obscure sport (roller derby) when he should have been buying crypto.

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    James

    Unquestionably, the ‘ARL Commissioner 2018–19 Peter Beattie’ of NRL Hellmouth, James excels in blundering under-delivery – starting right here with this bio.

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    Simon

    Simon met Mal Meninga at a primary school fete in the mid-1990s. He hasn’t been truly happy since and it’s all the Raiders’ fault.

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Email us at hellmates@nrlhellmouth.com or hit us up on the socials.